Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

Disorderly

This is definitely the best and greatest game on NewGrounds.com. It is a fight-em-to-the-finish kind of game that resembles Double Dragon and Final Fight.
Along with the awesome graphics, gaming style, and sound effects, Disorderly also has extra sideline games that you access by opening a door along the way. The basic objective and theme of this game is to clear out a large number of OLD FOLKS in a nursing home, as they have filled it to the limit and are eating away at profits, thus you are also trying to save your job as an orderly.

The nursing-home based game is really fun, and no doubt the best game on the entire site, thanks to the genious of Tom Fulp the author.
The only actual thing I don't like about it, of course, is that your killing old people, which I definitely wouldn't do in real life. But you MUST play this game!

by The Bush Fan December 9, 2004

Personality Deficit Disorder

The complete and utter absence of character. Jocks, Muscleheads and some cheerleaders suffer from PDD.

Mike-"Rob wanted to ask her out until they had a conversation."
Tom-"What happened?"
Mike-"She has personality deficit disorder!"

by Painking666 January 20, 2009

disgrace to human race

Another way to spell Perez hiton

-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!

by the-0ne-who-knows May 6, 2016

Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Austin Disorder

Someone known for pussying out in any event with any female. AKA an "airballer." They can often get open for a good shot, but never are able to "finish."

he has Austin Disorder due to his inability to hookup with chicks cuz he pussies out...

by beware_of_dog435 October 26, 2011