what is urban dictionary 

If you searched this, I have lost all faith in humanity because of you

Jacobe: what is urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: You stupid fuck

what is urban dictionary by ian121320 March 5, 2014

Dictionary 

Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.

Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?

Dictionary by Macguire December 11, 2006

voting on urban dictionary 

Voting up or down by clicking on the thumb up or thumb down on urban dictionary

John: "I freank'n love voting on urban dictionary"
Jen: "Yeah, did you know that you can vote every 6 hours?"
John: "No, I didn't. But that's sweet! I'll vote the hell out of my definitions!"

voting on urban dictionary by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013

www.urban-dictionary.com 

A custom slang dictionary, user-built and user-defined. Every day thousands of people visit the site and add new words, and because human vernacular is ever-changing, it is as perfect as a slang dictionary could be.

Urban-Dictionary.com
Define Your World

www.urban-dictionary.com by larstait October 30, 2003

Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences 

an awkward silence-inducing comment made in a conversation about the popular online dictionary.

thom: look at this website i came across last evening
ed: i've seen that, it's urban dictionary
jonny: hey colin, have you seen this?
colin: of course, it's my personal browser's homepage
phil: you know, urban dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
...

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Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences by timothy viale October 19, 2009

Rural Dictionary 

A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.

Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!

guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary

guy 1- what?

guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.

Rural Dictionary by Urbaner7863784682764 August 31, 2010

Urban Dictionary editors 

Deniers of freedom of speech.

1: Dude, I submitted a really long definition yesterday, and the Urban Dictionary editors rejected it for no reason!
2: That sucks.

Urban Dictionary editors by Lucio Soph August 7, 2010