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Wangle Dangle Tangle

When you twirl your penis like a windmill and hit your partner in the face with it, and your dick then gets caught in her hair as you try to pull away.
Maryl and I had sex this weekend and it ended up being a Wangle Dangle Tangle we were stuck for half an hour
by IForgetStuff June 15, 2017
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quandele dingle

a quandele dingle can be referred to as the most charming, attractive, ass slapping, ball fondling, nose shlagin black mf you’ll ever see.
guy 1- “bro did you see fredrick last night all in that ladies woman snake?” guy 2- “yeah bro he went full on quandele dingle”
by quandele dingle May 30, 2022
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Angles and Dangles

"Angles and Dangles" is a term used by submariners for the critical manuevers that usually takes place soon after the nuclear submarine has left port. Once the sub has reached deep water, the sub is put through "angles" or alternating deep, steep dives and steep climb outs. During "angles" anything that is not properly secured will shake, rattle, fall, etc. and make some sort of noise. These items which shake loose are known as "dangles", and they must be corrected before the sub is fully considered as silent running. Basically, the sub dives deep and comes up steep repeatedly while listening for any sounds.
After the sub was put through angles and dangles many items were found to improperly secured, because many sounds were detected.
by Dennis Riggs October 13, 2003
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dangle

1. to be hanged

2. the male genitals, especially the penis
I can't believe he wanted to dangle over having a small dangle.
by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2011
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dingleberry pie

The act of licking someone's hairy anus.
I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie to my girlfriend.
by Biff McQuaid November 24, 2006
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Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.
During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler
by MadMortagen October 29, 2008
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Missouri crab dangle

A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008
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