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Gender Detective

Someone who intentionally outs a transgender woman in public in order to embarrass and humiliate them.
Person 1: "That's not a woman, it's a man!"
Person 2: "Good work, gender detective" (eyeroll)
by Raenphve March 18, 2025
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Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
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Streisand Deflect

When a powerful person, company, or institution deliberately floods the internet with unrelated but highly searchable content in order to bury or “deflect” attention from an embarrassing rumor, scandal, or conspiracy.

The move usually involves releasing something with the exact same keyword as the damaging story, so when people Google it, they get the official, harmless version instead of the scandal.

Examples:
• People joked that Disney named the movie Frozen so that when you search “Disney Frozen,” you get the animated princess and not stories about Walt Disney’s frozen head.
• Rumors spread that Beyoncé had a year-long affair with her bodyguard; not long after, she dropped a song called Bodyguard.
• Gross gossip about Dubai “chocolate porta-potties” parties started circulating, then suddenly “Dubai Chocolate” became a big marketing push.
“Bro, Sama is using Sora to make videos of himself commiting ‘crimes’? That’s a Streisand Deflect if I’ve ever seen one…”
by Streissyboi99 October 2, 2025
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Post defecate clarity

The intense feeling of defeat after defecation

See also: defefaecated
After the tremendous poop I dumped, post defecate clarity showed me the light! My insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated
by Bad C dev January 2, 2026
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You'll never defeat us!

Something said by Swayzak at the end of the second level in the flash game Toonami: Trapped in Hyperspace. First making the rounds September 17, 2002 on CartoonNetwork.com, it soon became popular and one of the first recorded Internet memes.

A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")

The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
Swayzak: "Oh, no, stupid TOM robot will defeat me... HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never defeat us!"
by IDONTMIND December 9, 2018
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An embarrassing defeat.

A moment or event that causes humiliation. It is known as the the worst form of defeat. Can be used in a joking manner that exaggerates someone's defeat. Usually followed by a period of sadness.
"John just dropped his pencil, what an embarrassing defeat!"

"John's cat died! What an embarrassing defeat."
by Yuh Bruh Joseph March 18, 2019
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