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Dank Vampire

A marijuana smoking vampire. They will typically creep into your house, steal your weed, smoke all of it in front of you, and then kill you.

The most traumatic part of an encounter with a dank vampire is he smokes all of your dank in front of you.
Dude, did you hear about that dank vampire on the block. He stole Fred's dank, smoked it all in front of him while he was tied up, and then 187'ed Fred.

Watch out for the dank vampires!
by BigFaded June 14, 2010
mugGet the Dank Vampiremug.

keify dankness

"Let's box your car this weekend, Azure!"

"Yeah, Alex, I'll get some keify dankness!"
by A-Wr3ck January 6, 2009
mugGet the keify danknessmug.

skank a Dank

Skanky heifer.Boozhie.REALLY SKANKY!
That ugly Skank a Dank took all of my money.
by SKI SKI November 7, 2004
mugGet the skank a Dankmug.

dank society

Yo bro let’s go to Dank Society!
Ok bro, sounds good bro.
by Flqsh October 17, 2020
mugGet the dank societymug.

Dank Meme

Have you seen that dank meme m8
yes fam
mugGet the Dank Mememug.

dank

the act of hitting someone in the testicles
by Andrew May 13, 2005
mugGet the dankmug.

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