Neil Diamond

NOUN. A middle-aged balding man wearing his shirt unbuttoned or wearing trendy clothes for younger men gyrating in nightclubs and generallly pretending (to himself) that he is still young and virile; middle-aged man trying to be sexy and hitting on women half his age because he thinks he's still very hot, middle-aged man often wealthy and recently divorced or seperated from his wife trying to get a hot young thing.

Ugh!! There were so many Neil Diamonds last night at that club...all flashing their american express cards and trying to dance!

by Banditqueen December 22, 2009

Chocolate Diamond

When sleeping on the bottom bunk and the top bunk occupier takes a shit and it slides down the blinds to the bottom bunkbed.

Brandon: "hey man im about to send some Chocolate Diamonds down your way".

Anthony: "I hope you got your fiber today!"

by sneeky peeker February 28, 2011

the diamond

1. A sandwhich at the Deli Terry's consiting of :
Turkey, Lettuce, American Cheese, Bacon, Mayo
all on a hero

2. The diamond the legendary kid from Stuyvesant high school with only one Testicle

1. Can i have the diamond

2. Did you hear about the diamond this weekend?

by Taylor Digiovanni May 30, 2007

double diamond

A double diamond is a gay man who was conceived via c-section, never in his life touching a vagina.

Mark: Man, how could you have never wanted to touch a vagina? It's deadly!

Todd: Ahh... I'm a double diamond.

by Jrkd January 28, 2016

Brown Diamond Miner

Slang used to describe a gay man.

Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

gelled diamond head

the even in which a male jizzes on the face of a female and smears his cum over her eyebrows, causing her eyebrows to be gelled.

dude, I love giving my grandma gelled diamond head!

by cody jangles June 15, 2010

The Great Diamond Authority

The Great Diamond Authority are the five leaders of Altania. The diamonds of The Great Diamond Authority are King Diamond, Blue Diamond, Red Diamond, Purple Diamond, and Green Diamond. Their job is to protect and expand Atania. They take over worlds and galaxies to clonize them and make them part of Altania. King Diamond is the leader of Altania and The Great Diamond Authority.

The Great Diamond Authority are the leaders of Altania.

by The Legendary Altanian October 26, 2018