Cyrus

Cyrus is literally the definition of GAY...

Me: Bro Cyrus is so damn gay
My friend: i know right Cyrus is also so fucking retarded

by Cyrus Cain September 24, 2022

Cyrus

One whose sole purpose in life is to munch. Munch for breakfast, munch for lunch, munch for dinner.

“I wish my boyfriend was a Cyrus”

by Cyrus the munch October 26, 2022

Cyrus

Gay. Exclusively likes it up the bum. Probably Asian, definitely GAY

Cyrus got fucked so hard last night

by Zahriel November 5, 2022

Cyrus

Cyrus is a complete asshole sometimes but they can be nice if they like you enough
Cyrus can be very rude and do anything to get their friends attention to mess up
Someone else's mood.

Uhm can you stop making me uncomfortable Cyrus

I don't like it

by ~YourAdmirer~ January 14, 2023

Cyrusination

A type of hallucination held by the persian on the hunch that the entire world been under Cyrus rule(allegedely Achaemenid Empire Founder). The whole idea is basically trash.you see every persian bragging about it as they claim persians had been the premier to alomst everything and the empire stretched all around world ! Kuroshism ,as matter of fact, In persian !

They fabricate tales of conquers based on dumb sensational conceited way of thinking .they even think the US constitutional law to have stemmed from law of the Cyrus statement

Persian guy : the whole world been under persian empire back then .yall yankees owe it to us !
Jack : cut this cyrusination of yours ,its 2023 already ! Get a life !

by Hojatkermani January 18, 2023

Cyrus

A Cyrus is someone who is very kind, funny, compassionate, and caring.

"OMG he's so nice, he's a total Cyrus"

by OMGR0NNYYY February 12, 2023

Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.

It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.

by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023