canine crush

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

jimmy crush

when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them

Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush

by guacamole36 October 30, 2018

cream crush

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

by Hambonr January 2, 2021

Crush Stick

(n.) A huge blunt containing crystal meth and crack cocaine completely coated in PCP. Commonly used for groups of 10 or more.

"Yo pass me that crush stick."

or

"Jim crushed a crushstick to his face the other day, he fuckin died."

by gmac1248 April 5, 2010

crush sore

Having an unwanted attraction to someone.

Damn I can't believe I have such a crush sore for X. He/she is such an ass.

by Black Boyfriend February 20, 2011

Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

Liver Crush

The feelings of attraction one feels to someone of the opposite sex, but only when under the influence, and completely forgotten when sober.

"Man, apparently the past two times I saw Suzy when I was drunk, I was hitting on her hardcore... I think I have a liver crush on her."

by Maverick17 December 16, 2008