Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.
by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023
A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 07, 2024
by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 03, 2024
The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 03, 2021
The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023