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Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.
Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!
by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014
mugGet the Cooter Noodlemug.

cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."
I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!
by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020
mugGet the cooter jerkymug.

Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.
Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023
mugGet the Cooter Coastermug.

Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter
Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry
by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020
mugGet the Sandy Cooter Syndromemug.

mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.
by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020
mugGet the mammoth cootermug.

Cooter

Fido stop licking you cooter !
by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
mugGet the Cootermug.

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