A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
by arka June 3, 2008
Get the Condom Commercial Kid mug.An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".
One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"
Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"
Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"
by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010
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The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.
Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'
by Johhny Leetsauce February 7, 2008
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Martin Luther believed that the 6th commandment was directed towards individuals, but did not prevent governing bodies from going to war or punishing criminals.
by quizman64 November 14, 2007
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Get the commerce twp mug.A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.
by Dave4270 August 26, 2009
Get the Commander Kotex mug.Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...
"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"
by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007
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