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cock music

Genere for NCT.
Nct 127 comeback in a few weeks! Can’t wait for more cock music!!
by jaehyunamor July 14, 2020
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Cock Snake

A whore that can deep throat enormous man parts. The woman grabs the 15 inch monster and jams it down her esophagus.
John: hey you offer any "special" services ?
Whore: ehh sucky sucky 5 dolla ?
John: hell yeah lets do this biotch
Whore:*unzips guys pants* grr goguuaa go ohhh brr aah

John: Holy sh!t ! Your a Fu%&ing cock snake !!!
Whore: *Dies of Asphyxiation*
John : Mother Fu$8 what the fuc&ing hell am i going to do with this bitch !!!!!!
by Mr McJohnson May 17, 2009
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cock blocked

1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006
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drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking
After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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cock and bull

A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.
This is a corruption of a "concocted and bully story". Bully is the Danish bullen, or exaggerated. Therefore, it stands to reason that a cock and bull story is a made up, exaggerated story.
I don't want to hear another cock and bull story about why you are late.
by Lorn A. W. August 14, 2004
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cock drill

dang those chickens can't wait for their cock drill
by Alan Scheks August 9, 2017
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cock of the rock

1) A bird that is native to the Andean forests of South America.
2) A way to say that one has an erection, usually used as a comical statement
1) When I was in the forests, a large cock of the rock flew down and landed on my arm
2) When I saw that girl's tit, I got a major cock of the rock.
by Urbanbeast18 April 19, 2017
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