christaan

Usually a brown dude, that's not that attractive, but is always looking out for you. He'll do anything for his friends, but sometimes he has to relax on the drink. Christaan is usually afraid of his parents, but will do anything to amuse his boys. He'll also protect them no matter what. He's good with younger kids, and stays back when his mans are finding shordies. He always says there's someone for me, I just gotta find them

Christaan such a cool mans until he start drinking

by lngapplejuice October 19, 2020

Christchurch cherry

A very red and round haemorrhoid caused by excessive weight lifting in the gym. Particularly a problem for men not making any gains, and those that skip leg day. Regionally significant to Christchurch, New Zealand, where there is not much else to do but go to the gym if you're a single male.
Particularly sought after prize of the local gay community who hold Christchurch cherry popping events every spring when the city's famous cherry trees are in full bloom.

Q- Do you even lift bro?
A- Hard out bro. I've got the Christchurch cherry to prove it.

by Thurston Harde April 14, 2021

christable

a table who bullies her dog soju by not giving soju his dog ice cream. a very weird person who talks about pee and poo. However she is very much loved by her woody

did you hear about the christable?

yes, apparently she should give soju to woody

by chorsty September 18, 2021

skeleton christ

A sum of ideals, such as a moral values, laws or rules, imposed upon persons in the name of a greater cause, purpose or traditon that has no mesurable societal benefit.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.

To use in a sentence, "Mind control is compulsory religion and the skeleton christ."

by killr_b November 10, 2008

Jesus Christ

it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018

Jesus Christ

My nigga

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020

Jesus Christ

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life

Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?

by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023