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christian rock

an irratating noise that buzzes in your head forever and ever that makes you feel numb and psychotic.
After an hour of listening to Christion Rock, Cassie tried to tear her ears off with a knife... yeah its that bad!
by darkchocolate May 15, 2005
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Christian Rock

A genre fueled by various degrees of rock music-loving Christians. Often criticized for bland or mushy lyrics, mostly on the grounds that profanity is not present. It is found in one of the most misunderstood CD aisles at your local Wal-mart. The critics usually have no idea what they are talking about, since the only music that they've heard is the kind played on the "Contemporary Christian" radio station. The real rock music is never played on the Contemporary Christian stations, hence its followers are either broke from buying CDs or are sadly breaking the commandment "Thou shall not steal."

Topics addressed in Christian Rock include all those found in regular rock music, but with a biblical twist. Many songs cannot be identified as part of Christian music, except for the challenge that they propose to society.
Person 1: I love Christian Rock, especially Switchfoot!
Person 2: Switchfoot is Christian Rock? I didn't know that. Well, I'm never listening to them again. I'll stick to polluting my mind with worldly ideals, thank you very much.
by Hamlet88 June 24, 2005
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New Life Christian Fellowship

"Welcome to New Life Christian Fellowship! Where Jesus is Lord and People are Silenced!" - Dictator
by Made It Out Alive October 23, 2008
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Christiana

The best friend anyone could ever have in the history of friendships. Super-brilliant! Has a great talent of being very very creative. Lovely laugh, and you'll find out that 95% of the time you're laughing with her. You just want to spend the whole day with her. Has a wonderful sense of humor. Absolutely loves CHUCK NORRIS. Clucks like a rooster. Is in drumline, but used to "play" the saxophone. Is skilled in the art of writing lyrics and singing. A leader. On the inside she might be cowering but outside she is confident and holds her head up high. Has a very admirable personality. Someone you will never ever de-friend.
Student 1: Who's this "Christiana" you speak of?
Student 2: Oh, just* a friend of mine.

*Just...my favorite friend in the whole wide world, just the best person I've ever met, just my favorite personality, just the maker of the best jokes, just one who shines like a star.
by Kegrada September 5, 2012
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Christian Rappers

The least hardcore rappers in the world. Most are white and preach while they think they're hardcore.
Christian Rappers: GIVE EM' DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!

Me: No....
by Robofbiwon March 7, 2010
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christian

a young kid who dose not yet know where his life will lead him , a sensitive and emotional kid who will cry through any sad movie you put him to. loves soccer , likes to express himself in songs, drawing , and singing , loves to look up in the sky at night through his window open to feel the breeze , belives in wishes comming true at 11:11pm , sweetest kid who girls love and call cute all the time , will never hurt you , when he loves you , you can tell he'll make you happy on how hard he tries , takes alot to earn his trust , someone who is funny but shy alot , been through alot with relationships and family , likes to spend his free time on friends or excersing , thinks alot about the world and how it became , thinks about how he got to this point , loves alot of people but when he has his eye on a girl he will do anything for that one girl to be his , a real sweetheart
the new kid christian is a real kid who you always dreamed for , hes my perfect type.
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Colorado Christian University

A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.
Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."

Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."
by Franklin Ovation March 31, 2009
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