Champaigning

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1% of a nation's earners. Often done by drinking expensive beverages with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and usually in the total absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

Despite new campaign-financing restrictions, the champaigning has continued, with massive contributions coming from Brand-X, whose CEO Candidate-Y recently appointed as Finance Minister.

by NoFeetSmell October 13, 2011

Chompin

When you bite down on a speaker at a rave while rolling (on ecstasy)

He was chompin the whole night bro.

by juaninja January 2, 2012

champagnebomb

A refined drink for the gentry of South West London. An indulgent take on the common jagerbomb that produces ostentatious results

Junior dominated The Ship last night and took home a smoking bird. That must have been down to the batch of champagnebomb's as his chat is normally rather substandard

by b4iley February 14, 2012

Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.

When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"

by champagnehoe June 15, 2013

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chimpancamel

A mix of a chimpanzee and a camel.. not muck more I can say

Dude check out that chimpancamel!!

by Camelmaster2202 May 25, 2015

champagne ride

When you're having sex while holding a glass of champagne without spilling any.

Yeah man, we were like some Pado Finos with that champagne ride.

by neenee5 October 28, 2015