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joy choke

When your partner is about to cum, you squeeze his unit until then head is purple and then quickly jam a q-tip in his urethra.
Todd was about to cum but I gave him a joy choke and he passed out. He's so adorable.
by Shueman December 18, 2015
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jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus
twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first
by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018
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choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
by stresspacito October 14, 2018
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Choking the Chicken

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.
by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018
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Choke

James- Anyone fancy a choke from the vending machine?
by Fatbatsard July 15, 2017
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ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.
"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."
by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017
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choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019
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