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Pulling a chester

1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.
Dude: You were beating Mike Fout for 3k.
You: Ya I know.
Dude: But then you died.
You: Ya, I was pulling a chester.
by Kiel Lovekin April 12, 2008
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Cheater

A fucking asshole that is supposed to be your best friend then decides that you're too far away to be faithful, and that some one night stand is more important of the years you've spent together. Hope it was worth it.
He's nothing but a fucking lying cheater.
by Shouts from the Rooftops September 15, 2010
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chestuary

The female chestal area, chestuary is the women's equivalent to the family jewels.
I'm so glad I inherited my mom's chestuary!
by Chanisson Halberitzky April 17, 2010
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Chester Bennington Effect

Public grief, memorial, and fondness to a person (usually a celebrity) for their good past memories, immediately after hearing recent news about the person's death—despite the same group of people having forgotten, hated, or otherwise disregarded the person immediately during the last period when he/she was still alive.
Billy: *Sad* Joe! Chester Bennington (singer of Linkin Park) and the Dad from Home Alone (John Heard) died just today. They were my childhood!
Joe: *Squinting with a smirk* Yeah, well, you never talked about John Heard before. I bet you never even knew his name until you saw that social media link. And just two days ago you said you hate Linkin Park's newest albums, and that the band sucks!
Billy: *Denying it* I never said that! What I really meant was...
Joe: Nevermind. It's the Chester Bennington Effect . Two days ago, everyone except for LP fans stopped talking about him or instead hated him. Only after he died was when people grieved about the loss of the singer of their previously-unspoken-about childhoods.
by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018
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Chestburster Day

On April 23rd, all adults no matter what gender or how big their boobs are. Must be facehugged and pregnant with a chestburster.

This is a parody holiday that was inspired by Alien Day, an annual promotional event dedicated to the Alien franchise, held on April 26.
"Today is Chestburster Day!"
"Did you bring your alien egg for Chestburster Day?"
by Xenolover101 April 13, 2021
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Chesticles

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
by uvogin March 23, 2023
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west chester syndrome

When someone gets shit bagged wasted and gets a severe concussion resulting in loss of work and memory.
shit did you see how hard that drunk hit his head when he fell, he is gonna have west chester syndrome for sure!
by cs58 September 14, 2009
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