Sniffin’ Cheese

That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.

This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.

I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
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Cheese Oven

An internal bodily cavity in which one warms their cheese
What happened?!

Just got punted in the Cheese Oven
by Snoo-Snoo June 08, 2018
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Raw Cheese

When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.
Hey, Phil brought a raw cheese sandwich for lunch.
by D Shift Squad April 18, 2018
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Toilet Cheese

The substance that builds up on the underside of the toilet seat and the part of the toilet bowl thats covered by the toilet seat. Substance consists off toilet water, urine, feces and pubic hairs.
You need to clean the bathroom, there's a large amount of toilet cheese build up.
by Flower the Skunk January 20, 2010
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Cheese Peel

When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.
I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.
by Eaton Holgoode November 11, 2015
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Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.
He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 14, 2022
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frankie cheese

Frankie’s cheese that comes out of his cock
Frankie pulled out his cock and gave us some cheese that is Frankie cheese
by Secr0t March 23, 2021
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