Muff Cabbage

A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.

We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.

by sumodiaper October 16, 2010

Cabbage

A person with (very) limited IQ.. A simpleton. Someone whom is stupid. A Vegatative state - From the true meaning of the word - Vegtable.

He/She's a "real" Cabbage (pionting or gesturing.

by sixty4 May 13, 2005

cabbage

Dublin/Irish slang--Means idiot,or retarded..used as a friendly slag most often.

You bleedin cabbage!!

by fitzcarraldo July 13, 2006

muff cabbage

A slang term for a woman's vagina.

You are a muff cabbage.

by WiggyTheCanuck October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: "I just have one question Kyle. At Sizzler when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's muff cabbage?"

Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."

by x Snipezalot x October 19, 2010

cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Made popular by a SouthPark episode on September 13th, 2010. It's a Jersey thing. The believed meaning is a hairy vagina. Muff = Hairy/Hair , and Cabbage = Vagina.

Cartman: What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

by SheaBoogie October 16, 2010