by ApTerse June 22, 2024
Get the filthy monkey who can't even use jujustumug. Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
Get the Can't have shit inmug. When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.
"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"
Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.
FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"
Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.
FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
Get the can't police no underwearmug. means women require another medium to see themselves in. that medium is metaphorically water. they observe themselves so much through the lens of others, and they can no longer feel a sense of comfort when that medium is gone. like water, which u see ur reflection in, women cant see themselves for who they truly are and rely on these external mediums to see themselves in. women cant see water = women cant form an identity and see whats right in front of them in the simplest way - their beauty and who they are
by xlxsha May 5, 2025
Get the Women can't see watermug. This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.
Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.
Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.
Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.
by NutCracker288 September 16, 2020
Get the You can't blame one without blaming the othermug. 
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
Get the Why can't I own a Canadian?mug.