The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

California cursed

Embracing the positives and negatives of growing up in California . Embracing where you come from.

Hey Stephanie where are you from? Oh I’m “California cursed.”

by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025

The Harry Curse

Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.

Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen

by snoxmy July 26, 2021

Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

Kavi's Curse

Kavi's Curse, anyone who gets close to a person named Kavi when he coughs contracts a horrible Curse that makes them die a few days later. This Curse is activated if an individual makes Kavi laugh. A cure is possible the person must eat atleast 3 grams of crackers.

I contracted Kavi's Curse.. I don't know how much time I have left. I gotta look for crackers...

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

Alexa Curse

If you hang around a sporty Alexa sometimes you may catch her curse of being ass at basketball.

1.) "oh man you caught the Alexa Curse didn't you"

by Mikiischill December 10, 2018