Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.

Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.

by cjfudge August 22, 2019

Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

dedo de camella

The Spanish version of a camel toe.

Pablo: "Tomas y Matteo, look at the dedo de camella that chica has!"
Tomas: "Si, her pants are so tight it looks like a muy grande toe of a camel between her thighs."
Matteo: "Icaramba!"

by Pablo, Tomas y Matteo November 27, 2012

My Arkansas came out

When a person hailing from Arkansas gets upset or angry causing them to drop several levels of previously perceived intelligence points.

Lisa: people who vote republican furiate me!
Rory: *infuriate
Lisa: sorry, my Arkansas came out.

by YerBoyRoy January 7, 2016

Angry Bitey Camel

A big bad humpy boi who eets the hoomans who try to tuch him

My boi dequan got attak by an angry bitey camel.

by Anorexican January 19, 2018

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.

1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!

by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018