Canada's History

A sex act performed by first lubricating a woman's vagina and anus with maple syrup. Then, the aforementioned orifices are spread open with the antlers of an elk. Once the vagina and anus are spread to a diameter of six inches, athletic tape is used to attach the antlers to her thighs. Her partner then defecates into the Stanley Cup, and mixes it with Molson. Once it achieves a consistency of pudding, it is poured directly from the Stanley Cup into both orifices. Both orifices are then plugged with hockey pucks. This step is known as the "Hat Trick." She then stands up, straddles the face of her partner and pushes the pucks out.
I hear Stephen Colbert is into Canada's History.
by Nobody_Important_Zero February 05, 2010
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Canada Goose

The new true religion. Irrelevant and will be the uniform of all form of people.
Stranger 1. "Hey, nice canada goose jacket."
Stranger 2. " Thanks, I like your canada goose jacket too."
Stranger 3. " OH MAN! Look at those canada goose jackets, I got to get a pair of those."
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Canada's History

A dirty blowjob in which after the receiver is done receiving, he blows shits all over their face and yells "and THAT is Canada's History, baby!"
Me: Did you hear what happened man?
Buddy: No, what happened?
Me: Last night my gal and I were gettin' goofy and...
Buddy: Yeah?
Me: Let's just say that I gave her a lesson on Canada's History.
Buddy: Damn man..Nice.
by The Colbert Nation Forever February 05, 2010
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Canada sucks

What americans say when they are incredibly jealous of canadas awesomeness
American1 : Canada SUCKS!!
American2 : Yeah, id rather live there too
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Canada's History

1. (n) a sexual act involving no fewer than the total number of players on the ice during a regulation hockey game. Classically, the male to female ratio is equal, although not required. For the act to be executed correctly, however, any man involved must wear a bear mask, while women wear beaver tails. The men take turns pleasuring any woman they chooses with moose antlers, while the others make awkward small talk. The women who are not currently involved pour pure maple syrup on the reserve pile of antlers for lubrication. After all the men are done, any woman who has not been satisfied is considered ugly and is sent to work in the oil fields.

note: this act is generally regarded as illegal in the united states, but is infact subliminally encouraged by most politicians.
-Did you see that new Paris Hilton video?

-The one where she's doing 'canada's history' with the cast of Degrassi?

-Yeah! Instant classic!
by dtdude February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act, banned in 16 states, involving the following:
a funnel, maple syrup, handcuffs, a foot-long rubber cylinder, antlers & duct-tape. Optional: a goose.
I wanted her to do Canada's History, but it disgusted her, so she offered a Cleveland steamer.
by Dr. W.C. Minor February 05, 2010
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Canada's History

A bizarre sexual act involving three midgets, some syrup, toenail clippings and earwax. The three midgets gather in a circle, cover themselves with syrup, sprinkle toenail clippings on themselves, then lick earwax out of each other's ears while the spectator masturbates
Shortly sure can do Canada's History
by UncleJohann1 February 05, 2010
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