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Brandon

a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
Someone tell Brandon to stfu!
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
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Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.
I hate Brandon.
by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016
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Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.
Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.
by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020
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