Blowjob Crew

A group of 5-20 children ranging ages to 7-15, that where gangster style clothing and try to act "Gangsta" and try cause trouble, it is also a type of "lose" gang where the young children have a certain "Hang-Out" otherwise known as "turf", these groups are usually disbanded when it is time to go home or there is another engagement where a member has to split from the group. Blowjob Crews never have a consistent amount of people and the numbers are always changing. Most Blowjob Crews like too just look "Gangsta" and don't try to cause trouble or intimidate anyone. Blowjob Crews, in many cases, hate other Blowjob Crews, but in rare cases Blowjob Crews have been know to join to make a bigger Blowjob Crews and sometimes they ally with one another letting the other pass though with out intimidation or harm. Blowjob Crew usually patrol there "turf" from other Blowjob Crews or walk aimlessly around. Blowjob Crew are usually looked down on as a "poser" gangs, but some people have come to embrace this as a part of who they are. See "BJ Crew". (I take full credit in the description and the invention of this definition, Alex Moe is my friend and stole it from me...this is the true definition thank you)

"My God! This is a huge Blowjob Crew I'm going home!"

Moe: "You wanna form a Blowjob Crew and get some friends and hang-out or walk around?"
Katcher: "Sure man!"

Blowjob Crew 1: HEY, YOU GUYS SUCK!!!
Blowjob Crew 2: OH YEAH, SUCK MY DICK!!
(Fight may breakout depending on the violentness of each individual person in the Blowjob Crew 1 and 2)

by Joseph Catanzaro September 20, 2006

APEX blowjob

Giving your man a blowjob while he’s in a heated game of APEX.

you cant make it to skull town without that apex blowjob

by Emoney772 April 6, 2019

akimbo blowjob

When a girl and her friend both suck u up

Sally and I have Rick a akimbo blowjob

by Wong tong soup 6969 May 24, 2020

Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

reiki blowjob

A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before

My wife knows what I want for our anniversary and it better not be a fucking reiki blowjob!

by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022

blowjob red

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.

#1

Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

#2

"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"

by New Cancer July 13, 2012

Titty Blowjob

When a baby feeds off a mother's tit and drinks the milk.

Person 1: hey what were you doing?
Person 2: just letting my baby give me a titty blowjob.

by Finley Is A Hoe December 5, 2019