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Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
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Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
by TheWheelMan April 7, 2010
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Common name given to a grown man who texts, emails and talks in a manner much more suited to 12 year old girls. Often attempts to cover this persona by claiming fictional relations with maternal entities of known associates.
"What's the moron's name that always ends his emails with those dumb smiley faces?"
"Oh, you mean Bieber?"
"Yeah that's him, he just sent another reference about my mom, then signed it with a smiley face. That sure was funny when I was not quite yet a teenager."
"Oh, you mean Bieber?"
"Yeah that's him, he just sent another reference about my mom, then signed it with a smiley face. That sure was funny when I was not quite yet a teenager."
by Vice Cap'n Berry August 20, 2013
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Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
by WhatTheMBROSS July 21, 2011
Get the Justin Bieber mug.An overrated 16 year old R&B singer. He has the voice of a 10 year old. His lyrics are shit. His fans consist of 12-16 year old girls who can't think for themselves and only like him for his looks. Also a sellout because he got his start on YouTube singing Edwin McCain songs until he got discovered by Usher and and was turned into a total wannabe gangster. What a sellout. He is one of Canada's biggest embarassments.
Justin Bieber fangirl - OMG! I love Justin Bieber! He's so hot! I'm gonna marry him!
Me - Shut the fuck up.
Me - Shut the fuck up.
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Jimmy was looking under his bed
Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there
Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal
Example 2:
Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT
Boy: his music is bull
Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!
Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl
Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there
Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal
Example 2:
Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT
Boy: his music is bull
Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!
Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl
by HauntedV June 4, 2010
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Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
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