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Suck mah balls

In replacment with the phrases
A)"I told you so"
B) "I dont care"
C) "of course"
D) in juxtapositioning with "i dunno!"
E) "suck my penis"
F)"I love you"
G)"Is it time to eat yet?"
H)"Where's the car?"
I)in frustration and/or excitment!
J)or in agreement
A) Jim : Damn that bitch was a hoe!
Fred: Suck mah Balls!

B) Jim : Youre gonna fail the test man.
Fred: ah the test could suck mah balls.

C) (knock on Freds door)
Fred: Who's there?
Jim : Dis dick!
Fred: Suck Mah Balls

D) Jim : dood wheres mah car
Fred: I dunno, suck mah balls

E) Fred: Hey Jim
Jim : what?
Fred: Suck mah balls!

F) Jim : Hey Fred Suck mah balls!
Fred: Suck mah balls too man...suck mah balls (*tear*)

G) Fred: ey Suck mah balls?
Jim : in a bit.

H) Jim : ey Suck mah balls?
Fred: i dunno, suck mah balls

I) Fred: I lost your Quake 4 man sorry
Jim : SUCK MAH BALLS! you better get that shit back its only $30 now!
Fred: SUCK MAH BALLS! Sweet!

J) Jim : Hey i heard you got to level 33 the other day
Fred: yea pretty tough!
Jim : Suck mah balls.
by Wasted256 May 14, 2006
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Balls to 4

Contrary to the previous definition, this is and has been widely used throughout the United States military to describe the 0000-0400 watch and is. It unique to any maritime academies. It is a widely used term.
I had the balls to 4 watch last night, I'm really tired.
by Nuclearninja October 7, 2013
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balls in

Balls in: During sex, you put your balls in.
by Ben Dear March 4, 2017
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Balls

These are the saggy, sweaty, smelly gods of the male genitals.

Apart from the penis, the balls are the most exciting thing you could have near, on or in your face. They taste and feel like a piece of heaven.
"I feel like I have died and gone to balls."
by BizT January 8, 2008
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got you by the balls

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.
1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)
by KRHimself November 11, 2004
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All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man
by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011
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big black nigga balls

big black nigga balls are the balls that men like shaquille o'neal. that man has big nigga balls
damn Tyrone you got sum big black nigga balls. Timmy
Yes i do but did you just say nigga fuckwad. Tyrone
by nigga balls 569 January 11, 2021
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