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beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.
by Jeff November 9, 2003
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Clicks before dicks

A phrase for girls to use pertaining to putting girls before guys. Clicks as in clits. Girls have clits, guys have dicks. But clit is often called click instead. It rhymes. =
Omg, im so done with guys" "Welp, clicks before dicks girl.
by Jmoneyy1995 July 14, 2010
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Bedfordshire

Bedforshire is a city in the east of england. It's population is about 30,000 people. Bedfordshire is very high rate of crime and drugs, possibly the second highest in Britain. Bedfordshire has a lot of 'Roadmen' who cause pannic,distress and crimes. Bedfordshire also has chavs, which people in bedford refer to as 'nitty,nitz,crackhead or Philip'. These crackheads will usually ask you for change. If they don't then they have been sent to the shop by roadmen in exchange of a pebble. Bedford also has quite bad educations. The schools of; Bedford Academy & Biddenham International School are said too be the worse. Overall, stay away from Bedford. Especially Midland Road or Tavistock Street.
-Someone from Bedfordshire-
"AYO NITZ, GO SHOP FOR MAN AND I'LL BUSS YOU A PEBBLE STILL."
-Goes shop-
by Concerned White Man. September 19, 2019
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i before e... always.

Unlike the term I before E except after C, or when sounding as A like in neighbor and weigh,

i before e... always refers to how chuck norris and/or those similar to chuck norris spell things.
Normal guy: I before E except after C...
Chuck: no! i before e... always.
by pseeudoonyym May 18, 2010
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day before today

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.
by mrELsenor February 20, 2011
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New Bedford

New Bedford: A diamond in the rough. If it wasn't for the crackhead fishermen bringing the best of the drugs known to man...our city would be wonderful! But that's the mayor's job to clean that up...so DO YOUR JOB LANG!

Dunkin' on every other corner, hey! what's better than that!

A city where you feel welcome... just watch your back. Yes the people smile and say hello as they walk by, but god knows what their intentions are!
A place where if you want KFC...go before dinnertime! Otherwise you've got a 45min wait on your hands!

And yes, you will actually see people on the front porch drinking grape kool-aid and braiding hair!!!
"Hey mama, go get some fried chicken Tamika is coming ova to hook a niggah up wit some braids...gotta feed her so I don't have to owe her any fava's! These bitches in New Bedford are greedy"
by LivinLaVida August 20, 2008
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