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Travel Beaver

Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.
Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room
by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023
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Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.
Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!
by thejewman568 November 17, 2010
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Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.
I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore
by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019
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Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.
Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.
by Torlo September 30, 2019
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Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock
I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.
by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021
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baser

George is a baser, i saw him smoking coc behind the dumpster.
by suemoe June 23, 2005
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