Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 29, 2005

bath-nap

the action of napping whilst enjoying a relaxing bath

Matthew Gray Gubler's having another bath-nap. He just tweeted about it.

by stabmeintheneck May 30, 2011

demi bates

Demi bates the biggest gimp in the world she has a wicked ginger crew and thinks she is cool

Demi: HI
Person: why u talking to me?

by Demi Lover February 17, 2005

Yates Bath

To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath!

by Mikew71772 August 24, 2006

Mud Bath

When Two Homosexual Males practice the art of Soaking.

Nick was Morman so he only allowed Charlie to take a Mud Bath.

by DirtyCharlieKY April 19, 2011

bakhshi

A hot and sexy almost extinct beast found in Plano,Texas. Attracted to the most stunning hot female in Garland, Karla.

mmmm sexyyy..-Bakhshi
he he-Karla

by bugaboobee October 24, 2008

Bath

like a shower but instead of getting clean you just sit in your own filth.

I am going to give my dog a bath.
please help someone has broken into my home and is now taking a bath inside of my bathroom.

by plasma3673 January 23, 2022