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Cheatin Rat Bastard

CRB is usually associated to those who WIN on a consistant basis, with no basis of provability. Someone who is either lucky, on a roll, or maybe just flat good, and are scourned by the outsider and his peers, more than likely, out of pure jealousy.
1. He's to good to be true, he MUST be cheatin!!!!
2. He always wins, "Cheatin Rat Bastard!!!!!!"
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dumb shit bastard 

A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.
That weird kid looks like a dumb shit bastard.
dumb shit bastard by TartarSauce January 5, 2015

cock sucking bastard 

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.
Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!
cock sucking bastard by Nicole September 19, 2003

Insufferable bastard 

A person who exceeds the usual insult of bastard, a complete arse hole.
"kieran Walshaw. what an insufferable bastard."

minge teasin bastard 

born of bo' selecta, this term is used when scary spice wants some of patsy but patsy declines. funny as. can be used when a girl teases another boy/girl.
your a minge teasin bastard
minge teasin bastard by Stu2theG January 30, 2005

gay bastard 

A bastard who is also gay. gay + bastard. That simple.
Why did some gay bastard define these two words as one?
gay bastard by kryptonpirate September 27, 2006

sweet bastard

A complimentary phrase proclaiming the indivdiual in question as an upstanding, magnificent member of the human race with a strong inclination to being a cutthroat Master of Insensitivity!
{Names have been changed to protect the innocent}

Balac:
"What? Advice on hiking? Sure. If you encounter a hostile animal, cast a lulling spell and quickly leave the area. If you have no mana, pretend to be dead. Even as the animal tears into your flesh with its menacing teeth and claws, pretend to be dead. Keep pretending to be dead until you are dead. You had your chance and you blew it. Oh! And watch out for scorpions! They can teleport, spear you, and spit fire. Remember, hiking in public parks at night can be dangerous, partly because of the lack of light, and also partly because of the rapists. Don't go hiking at night without a drunken member of the opposite sex and certainly not in Central Park during Chanukah, because that’s when the freaks come out."


Zac:
<throws head back; pulls imaginary chin hair while exclaiming> "OOOHHHHH ... goddammit! You Sweet Fvcking Bastard!!"