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Visual Basic .NET 

Visual Basic .NET is the best programming language to date. Many people think it's noobish becuase I can create a true P2P application in the same time it takes them to code a message box in C\C++ or ASM.
C\C++ Dev. - "ZOMFG I just made my first message box."
VB.NET Dev. - "How long did it take."
C\C++ Dev. - "Around 2 1/2 years."
VB.NET Dev. - "Oh. I made a Napster Clone and conquered the world in half the time it took you to do that."
C\C++ Dev. - :-X
VB.NET Dev. - "Yup, Visual Basic .NET pwns."

Visual Basic 

A very powerful, but yet underrated programming language made by Microsoft. It's a very easy language to learn, and it usually has suprisingly good results.

Many people think it isn't a real programming language, but nothing could be further from the truth. It is a good language. Here is why:

Most patches, trainers, and hacks made for the cool games many people play are made using visual basic.

Many programs that you can produce in visual basic are extremely lightweight.

For all you C++ people who think it is a fake, waste of time language, well, not many people want to have to get a degree to know what their doing when programming. What you make in 1000 lines of code, you can do it in visual basic in about 2.
Visual basic code:

If textbox1.text = "" then
button1.enabled = false
else
button2.enabled = true

off-brand basic

used to describe a person who is almost basic, yet every basic thing she or he does is a little different than mainstream.
All the trendy people show up to school in fresh, white vans, but Mady shows up in white vans with double tan stripes along the side.
Syd: Whoa, Mady, I see you being off-brand basic!
Mady: Omg I know! I didn’t want to be too mainstream.
off-brand basic by SR Girl October 9, 2018

Advanced Basic

When someone acts very basic, but they do not have the basic attitude.
Girl 1: "Wow she is so basic."
Girl 2: "Nah, she does basic things because she likes them, not to fit in. She's advanced basic"
Advanced Basic by herp_thederp July 23, 2014

Very basic white girl 

A girl who likes Starbucks, wears vineyard and crocs, gets bullied by everyone, and sometimes fucks there siblings
That very basic white girl fucks her brother while wearing crocs

The basic necessities of life 

What you need to live.

Food
Water
Shelter
Money
Halo
A girl/guy with big tits/penis
A full head of hair
If you are missing one of these you are either dead or a living hollow shell.