baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.

Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"

by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009

Bacon Beard

The sorry result of eating a bacon sandwich where the undercooked fat of the bacon inadvertently pulls the rest of the bacon out of the sandwich onto your chin leaving a beard of Ketchup or HP Sauce. Deadly when combined with a Bacon Banjo.

Mmm, really looking forward to this amazing Bacon Butty <chomp> <stretch> <slap> .... ar shit, which mofo didnt cook the bacon properly? Got a right bacon beard now.

by Tenman May 14, 2010

Bacon Breath

immediately following hard pounding anal sex but before ejaculation you pull out of the still gaping anus and then suck the air from the anal cavity and then blow the air into your partners face

Did you hear that Jeff gave bacon breath to sally? She slapped the taste out of his mouth.

by kickinrocks October 21, 2010

beaver bacon

the dangling excess vagina lippage, also known as roast beef

that slut had some real beaver bacon

by winey June 8, 2011

Dirty Bacon

An act of eating ones own scabs.

No thank you, I'm not hungry. I had some dirty bacon.

by Pittbull72 August 19, 2013

Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008