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When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend
by Steve Led March 2, 2011
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batmanly

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bat-man-lee adverb,adjective
1. having qualities traditionally ascribed to Batman, as strength, bravery or stealth.
2. pertaining to or suitable for Batman: equipment or activities pertaining to fighting crime in and around the greater Gotham area.

*the degree to which one is considered batmanly could be measured in terms of batmanliness.
Dude, those gauntlets are downright batmanly.
by wschoate September 29, 2008
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everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
by n.zeck March 14, 2023
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Creamy Boatman

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The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.
"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."
by Mr Belvedere June 11, 2009
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bamanboi

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The human embodiment of a tea kettle. He likes Bottomless Pit and thinks pictures of the Great Khali are funny. He rose to fame after his tea kettle laugh in a Pyrocynical video.
Hey man, have you seen Bamanboi? His laugh sounds like a tea kettle!
by DatsonBatson May 11, 2016
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A crooked bastard who owns ebaum's world and makes millions off of stolen flash games and short cartoons. Sites like albino blacksheep, something awful, and YTMND have joined forces to try and get his site erased. He's also hated by 99 out of 100 people.
eric bauman=gayest faggot in the world
by Big LJ August 20, 2006
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Bahman

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According to zoroasterian texts, Bahman means "Good Purpose" and it also means protector of animals.
The name Bahman in the persian language means avalanche and it is also the 11th month of the year, equivelant to November.
Bahman in the ancient times was beleived to be the name of the god of good will and good purpose, he was also beleived to have been a bit of a ladies man. But he only had one real love, Delara - Godess of love and kindness.
"he is such a bahman" meaning : he is such a ladies man
"he has such a bahman" meaning : he has such good will/purpose
"oh! i can't beleive its nearly bahman" meaning : its nearly the 11th month of the year.
"there is a bahman coming" meaning : there is an avalanche coming
by ahmad abdul April 30, 2008
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