Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
Get the bus hands mug.A unfrequented bus service that attend to have buses running only 3 buses a day. Most days they get cancelled or always get stuck under a bridge because the drivers are blind.
Person 1 : My bus just got delayed by 60 minutes
Person 2 : Stagecoach bus is an amazing company to always get cancelled use first bus
Person 2 : Stagecoach bus is an amazing company to always get cancelled use first bus
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Get the Bu Meh mug.To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.
by Doppelstern April 8, 2009
Get the Driving the bus mug.Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.
Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.
Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
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Get the bus gum mug.You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.
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