Super affectionate term used when a straight male has a female best friend: ie a bestie with breasts. More common among men who favor brunch.
Yo dude, you wanna come over on Sunday morning to watch the game? No thanks, my breastie and I wanna put some poached eggs and bloody marys in our mouths.
by inappropriate bill December 29, 2010
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most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.
most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.
'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'
by fine_dine_decca August 13, 2009
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by oskolosko-from-bumblefuck-egypt June 16, 2004
Get the breasticles mug.A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Breastaholics care little for or about anything else than big, bouncy, perfect breasts. A true breastaholic will use this as his lone quality in choosing a mate/porn star.
Susan had cheated on Tom every week for the past six years with a different man each week. However, as Tom is a breastaholic, he wasn't capable of pulling himself away from Susan's perfectly shaped D tits.
by Stinkoman'd! December 15, 2008
Get the breastaholic mug.Breast Break Sex is when a sexual partner intentionally looks to break the breasts implants of their partner. The implants never even come close to being broken, but it gives some guys a weird type of motivation to be at their best in bed. Some woman are into this type of rough sex and foreplay.
I don't know man. This girl was so hot I just wanted to have Breast Break Sex with her! I kept smashing her fake boobs together, and that made her even hornier! It was crazy!
by the2ndflood September 29, 2008
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Get the breasticles mug.Johnson lifted up his shirt and unveiled his hairy breastesticles to the world.
Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.
Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.
by The Horny Batman May 10, 2009
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