break my balls

Annoy; tease; pull a practical joke on. Fr. Italian "rompere i coglioni."

Do you want me to whack you?
Naw, Tony, I was just breaking your balls.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

grow some balls

an insult referring to your obvious manlessness. Has more meaning when said by a girl.

"I'm afraid of doing this."

"Grow some balls!"

by Grinning Assassin January 3, 2010

My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."

Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"

by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010

Big Black Balls

The long snake hanging off a black man, usually very hairy and long

Did you see those big black balls and that Tittie Monster

by Captain Penetration June 26, 2014

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020

Pixel Balls

The phenomenon where a player in an online game such as World of Warcraft or Runescape can act bolder, tougher and sometimes with more "swag" than would in real life, in which they would never outwardly act in such a way.

This may involve (pre)teenagers acting in a similar bully fashion that they face everyday.

This also may go past the online gaming of online activity, to various forums, and social media sites where people can be anonymous, and they can say something bold, idiotic, or radical that they would be too scared to say in real life and back up, such as political views, or takes on current events.

"runescape player": w00t i just got 90 attack!

"pixel baller" (in runescape): Yo stfu son, ill own you in the wildy with my D Claws!!! youmadbro?

"bully": gimme your lunch money!
"pixel baller" (in real life): okay !!! please don't hurt me!!!!

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"sexyhunkguy (on twitter, using picture from google search)" hey girl, you got mirrors in your pants because I can see myself in them!

"girl looking at her mentions on twitter" *looks at iphone irritated* what a fake, he may not have any real balls, but his pixel balls are huge!

"John" (in real life, with a Pizza stained tshirt, obese and with a beard with a blob of mustard left on it): wow that girl is sexy, I should look her up on twitter where she can see me as "sexyhunkguy" and she will be all over me!

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"red1405332" (on political forum): all democrats are fascist and socialists who want to drive America into the ground!!!

OBAMA HATES AMERICA!! HE WAS BEHIND THE 9/11 ATTACKS!!

"reader" wow, I can see red1405332 has pixel balls, but does (s)he have the guts to say that where (s)he can be identified and held to that opinion, and forced to defend it.

by someguyonline October 8, 2011