awkward water

The water you drink whenever you're witnessing an awkward situation

*Give a round of applause for Susie, our freshman candidate for next years sophomore council!*
Hey g-guys hows it going?? *voicecrack* ahem, um...
*drinks awkward water*

by djd1899 May 1, 2015

Awkward chicken

A game of chicken; two people try to make the other player back out by creating an awkward situation between them.

She beat me in awkward chicken by stroking my inner thigh; it got too weird.

by thatderpychick June 2, 2015

awkward turtle squad

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016

Awkwarding

The action of being akward.

He was Awkwarding the conversation.

by Bob Awkwarding March 25, 2016

awkemwars

when two people who are having a conversation are both awkward people

You: “So we were both really awkward”
Me: “Omg that’s sooooo awkemwars”

by Search meehan it’s weird lol February 3, 2019

awkplosion

The coming together of two or more people that suffer from debilitating awkwardness in social situations. Usually these people have to keep conversations going with each other for a period of time to be considered an awkplosion.

That other night Anne and Mel had a complete awkplosion for like an hour at Pedro’s bar mitzvah.

by Backyard-Couple September 21, 2019

Awktistic

When a non-autistic person is so introverted, and socially awkward, you think they are actually suffering from autism.

“I’m not sure why she’s not talking or making eye contact. She’s acting really “Awktistic” right now, and I don’t know what to say.”

by Roogotjokes February 28, 2020