texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.

Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?

by phillydrifter November 14, 2010

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texas promise

If a friend promise a Texas promise they lose their nutsack

Adam Texas promised that he would win the game but he lost, so johnny cut off his nutsack

by Bsmdns February 22, 2018

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texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.

Damn girl, you have Texas hair.

by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013

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Muenster Texas

A small, city in Cooke County Texas with a population of 1544. Know for events such as Germanfest, Octoberfest, and a meat market,Fischer’s Meat Market. Home of Drew Springer.

Muenster Texas is a small city in North Texas.

by That Conservative Guy December 10, 2020

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Texas Junior

Another name for the State of Oklahoma due to having little to no difference between it and Texas.

Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.

Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.

Fred - "After we visit Texas, we should go north to Oklahoma and see what that place is like."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."

by Deek Bosko November 10, 2011

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