Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
Alyssa is a name guys.
by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
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A girl fat ass like her ass is so fat like it’s so big..
Guy 1: YOOO did you see Alyssa’s ass today it was looking extra juicy!
Guy 2: Dude wtf 😬
by IMTHEKILL4 March 31, 2022
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Alyssa is the type of girl everone loves. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for. Love her and never lose her. She’s a bad bitch
Alyssa is a bad bitch
by Onlyspeakingthetruthdoingy February 10, 2022
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SHE IS A BEST FRIEND. SHGE WILL WORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE SHE IS A LOVING FRIEND THAT WILLBE AT YOUR SIDE. SHE WILL PUT HWR PROBLEMSASIDE AND TELL YOU THE TRUTH (EVEN WHEN YOU DONT ASK FOR IT). SHE CAN BE TOUGH AT TIMESAND BE A LITTLE AGRESSIVE, BUT BE ASSURED ALYSSA IS A PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON.
ME: OW. ALYSSA, WHY?
ALYSSA: BECAUSE I WUV YOU
ME: IWUV U TOO.
by IRRELEVANT_HUMAN8 May 19, 2019
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Alyssa is a funny loyal friend. Alyssa will always make you smile no matter what. Alyssa is very empathetic and can match your energy. If there is an Alyssa in your life, you will forever be happy.
Alyssa: Hi
by lkibuvyggg February 25, 2023
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Alyssa is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has amazing grades, friends, and overall looks. She will always be there for a friend in need. She always is open to cry with her best friend and will beat the guy who broke her best friends heart. She may be awkward about a breakup at first it’s just because she truly still loves the person, or is taking time to figure out what to do now that the person is gone. Although she may not show emotions she may be hurting inside. She takes things very seriously and means what she says. When she says “I love you” don’t ever second guess it.
Alyssa- I love you
Boyfriend- REALLY!?!
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alyssa is very much o a bitch but can be nice and caring, she says thinks that she doesn`t mean. she will try and be there . but you probly should be friends with a alyssa and never let her go

*this is my exsprisnce please be friends with a alyssa they are pritty cool*
alyssa: i want to die

boy: please dont i need you here

girl:*walks past*

boy: never mind
by lovealyssa March 26, 2019
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