Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Anal aids

Getting aids from anal

Jonre got anal aids from aleah

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

Geting aids

Playing cassiopea vs Le blanc in league of legends

im playing league and geting aids

by skar0v December 7, 2016

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.

Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids

by carmageggon September 14, 2017

Aids fucker

Someone who got aids from their parents and wanks while crrying in their basment

Piss off aids fucker

by Man12334565456665421356786643 January 4, 2020

Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020