alabama backpack

When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.

Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?

Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!

Guy2 : Damn!!

by Jonnysockskin July 27, 2016

Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.

Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016

Alabama Twizzler

An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.

Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.

by StarTheBeauty August 24, 2016

Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.

He just alabama ear fucked me!

by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016

Alabama ribrub

The act of dry humping massive human like pillows and realizing you are forever alone.

The young boy could not find love tonight, so he had himself a good Alabama ribrub.

by 5dorra October 14, 2016

alabama dangler

Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls

Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?

by Nutfart February 1, 2017