tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

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Ophelie and Alfonzo

She is insanely obsessed with him and wants to get with him but knows that she can’t because she is an alien

You two are acting like an ophelie and alfonzo

by The truth man 5555677 June 13, 2023

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white chocolate almond

code name for an npc blonde aussie

friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?

me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!

friend: hell yeah

by wca May 6, 2024

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California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

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