Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”
Person 1: “Yes.”
by realoscargv April 12, 2022
Get the Atlanta Unitedmug. How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
Get the heathen unitsmug. The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.
Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches
Also known as a bakers dick.
Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches
Also known as a bakers dick.
by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017
Get the spencer unitmug. (west of scotland) a fit or hot girl usually wearing something that appeals. Not an exact science but I would say under 25.
did you see that wee unit?
or
Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.
or
Q: How was the gig?
A: Shite. But the whole place was full of wee units.
by dogpish July 28, 2010
Get the wee unitmug. fucking bullshit game every time i move i get cc by some fucking jewish child who hurts m0y soul emotionally especially luicario mains being fucking prickks being pieces of shit and fucking cunt bags of human beings id rather have aids not gonna lie. also dont get me started on the team balance there all dick heads and are shit at this game. i puke seeing there gameplay. 1v1 me ctptemh u piece of ugly shit ill bang your mother. Oh and fuck gengar players fuck you all. im talking to you onetwo u ugly non touching grass bitch boy maidenless loser. and even the shit teamates who are so bad and are cancer patients whos final wish was to throw a pokemon unite game. also people who dont use there unite move have hemmoroids. fuck greedent
by Buff Garchomp September 5, 2022
Get the Pokémon Unitemug. "Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"
"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."
by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019
Get the Absolute Unitmug. A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
Get the CTD Unitmug.