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wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
mugGet the wipe checkmug.

Wipe ya lips

What you tell someone who is all up in your business or talking shit
*in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”

Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”
by k1ng_k0ng1204 December 20, 2023
mugGet the Wipe ya lipsmug.

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
mugGet the Wipe liemug.

circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015
mugGet the circle of wipemug.

Wipes

To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."
by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022
mugGet the Wipesmug.

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
mugGet the Florida wet wipemug.

Balls Wipe

someone (a dude or a hoe) thats an ass, a tard, and idiot.

A hoe that licks balls all day or an annoying kiss ass.
Hey you balls wipe!!!!

F*ckin balls wipe!

Your are a balls wipe.
by hellzhellz March 9, 2010
mugGet the Balls Wipemug.

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