by Words of convenience September 28, 2010
by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010
(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
by MCALLI February 28, 2014
by B-Wang March 17, 2015
You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 01, 2010
when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
by flangeface March 11, 2011
when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume
by ThePhantom6314 September 23, 2021