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Parker

An absolutely stunning girl,
who is both extremely attractive and super
sweet
“I have a massive crush on Parker”
Of course you do, she’s amazing
by Smellytoes96024 July 25, 2022
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Parker Sauder

A good photographer based out in NC. Really good at nature and Landscape photography. Has been training since he was a kid as it says on his wiki and has been studying and gathering knowledge as much as he can...
Wow that guy is a Parker Sauder at photography
by Ulkon June 11, 2018
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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parker

cutest, best tik toker around, has the ability to make you fall in love with him just by looking into his eyes. you’ll never find anyone like a parker. However, in real life, Parker is a complete assbank, but still has feelings that no one likes to respect. he’s the smartest person you’ll ever meet and will help if you ask for it. parker is good as a close friend
parker is especially attracted to girls named charli
by harlbear63929366 January 29, 2020
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Jackson parker

A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope
Who is that gun carrying kid bitch that’s Jackson Parker
by Gray27 February 12, 2019
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Parker Wolcott

A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.
Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?
by Mr wolcott March 8, 2022
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Jord Parker

Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy

Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.

Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”

“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023
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