swinging hammer

A person with a penis. Commonly used to refer to a woman who turns out to be a man. Also could refer to having a large penis.

Everything was going so well with Susy, and then I found out she was swinging hammer.

by live nude girls March 18, 2010

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 08, 2010

hammer gloves

Describing when someone is about to do something gnarly, a great feat. usually relating to skateboarding, or other extreme sports manuevers. see also hammers

"Oh, man, joey put on his hammer gloves and totally back lipped that 12"

by shawn March 09, 2004

Hammer heel

The act of stomping on ones body repeatedly in a fight, using the heel of one foot as a weapon of mass destruction.

"Lisa wasn't winning the fight, so she hammer heeled her opponent into submission"

by teeskees July 29, 2012

pooh hammer

term used to describe the penis when an individual engages in anal sex to influence the outcome of a situation.

I wonder how many times Barney Frank has used his pooh hammer to get his way in Washington.

by Bushguy July 29, 2009

Hood Hammer

A meaty, fleshy appendage located between the beef curtains of a female slam pig.

Uncle Bobby baby made that clam sing by chewing on her hood hammer. “She is quite the squirter,” he exclaimed.

by Tricky boy January 05, 2022

Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk

"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"

by Joker22 February 16, 2010