Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

HELLO MOTHER FATHER

It's like Hello Mother Fucker but 0 rudeness
USE TO TROLL PEOPLE

YOU:hello mother fucker
ME:hello mother father

by STEAVEBRINE March 24, 2023

Father

Its a thing that most people these days have

“What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023

Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material (semen).

My father is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023