a totally 神經病 (crazy) guy who has an attraction to someone named Tasha. He is a total buzzkill and a jerk. He somehow calls everyone 'best friend’ when he needs something. If you reject him, your not his 'bestfriend' anymore lol
Benjamin: PLEASE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND I NEED TO FINISH THIS HWK PLS TELL ME ANSWER
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
by oneoftheteachersyouknow March 23, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. When rolling a blunt. It is the term used for using a $100 bill as a rolling paper and smoking the dollar with your Marijuana.
Hey I just got my paycheck. I'm about to go roll a blunt. Want to join? I'm making a Benjamin Stanklin, I take the first hundred dollars off my paycheck and roll marijuana onto it and roll it up and smoke it.
by Lickmadick December 21, 2016
Get the benjamin stanklinmug. by Shane’s Queen July 25, 2020
Get the Baby Benjaminmug. Pieter Benjamin Nieuwoudt is an individual who embodies the spirit of conquering mountains, working hard, and playing even harder. His name is synonymous with speed, as he approaches everything in life with a need for velocity. Whether it's driving, living, or pursuing his passions, Speed Speed Nieuwoudt truly lives up to his name.
by BenjiBen10 May 11, 2023
Get the Pieter Benjamin Nieuwoudtmug. someone who is really gay. not a bit gay, *really* gay. they also often tackle boys to the ground as an excuse to sit on top of them.
by yeetz72 May 28, 2022
Get the Benjaminmug. - Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
Get the benjamin mamug. by Yaboi You know who I am November 28, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug.